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sophielou
@sophielou
Not enough people know that the baskets on shopping carts are meant to hold your StrollingMeat
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sophielou
@sophielou
This is my 10k tweet, only took 11 years
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sophielou
@sophielou
Has the regular news been getting you down? Do you believe in love and want a new drug? Try huey lewis and the news instead.
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sophielou
@sophielou
Lifehack: Put a on all of your social media profiles to show people how spicy and unpredictable you are.
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sophielou
@sophielou
@sophielou @portmanteauface Well now you’ve done it!
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sophielou
@sophielou
@sophielou @ThugRaccoons Where'd they put him?
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sophielou
@sophielou
Me: *pulls out Scrabble*
You: I have a large vocabulary. This will be easy.
Me: *pulls out Hardscrabble*
You: I have a large vocabulary. This will be easy.
Me: *pulls out Hardscrabble*
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sophielou
@sophielou
I’m OCD. One Cool Dude
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sophielou
@sophielou
=shamrock, Irish national symbol
=mutant clover, 1/10,000 clover sprigs has 4 leaves instead of 3, commonly mistaken for Irish symbol
=mutant clover, 1/10,000 clover sprigs has 4 leaves instead of 3, commonly mistaken for Irish symbol
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sophielou
@sophielou
@soyourelikethat I’m so sorry
sophielou
@sophielou
Trying to tell a story to a narcissist
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
