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@stevahen
I'm the grinch of relationships. When I see couples be cute I just want to swill them with acid
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@stevahen
There are some people you could tell your whole family was just murdered and they'd be like, 'oh yeah my goldfish died I was sooo sad ' ???
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@stevahen
Went to make dinner only to find someone got drunk last night and poured beans on my grill and left them there
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@stevahen
"Straight actiβ"
Shame Shame Shame
Shame Shame Shame
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@stevahen
At least one of my units is 100% coursework so surely I can't fuck that up too much
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@stevahen
Why do immigrants keep trying to get in to the uk? Its shit mate stay in france probably nicer
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@reeceyjai I hope this is satire comedy or something
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
