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lisa
@swingin_singer
I'm so powerful that my sister got yeeted off Twitter pic.twitter.com/5KbaPTzKds
Retweet of status by @BoyYeetsWorld
16 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm so powerful that my sister got yeeted off Twitter ๐ https://t.co/5KbaPTzKds
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swingin_singer
@swingin_singer
"I've been great! coming in super late because my boss is on paternity leave" things I said right in front of our CEO in the lunch line
27 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I've been great! coming in super late because my boss is on paternity leave" things I said right in front of our CEO in the lunch line ๐
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lisa
@swingin_singer
@swingin_singer if I didn't know how a table was built at my age / in my field I wouldn't have a job here
25 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @swingin_singer if I didn't know how a table was built at my age / in my field I wouldn't have a job here ๐๐
lisa
@swingin_singer
For some reason I get notifications every time @swingin_singer tweets and I'm not mad about it
06 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For some reason I get notifications every time @swingin_singer tweets and I'm not mad about it ๐ซ
lisa
@swingin_singer
If your occupation on bumble is "graduate" or "retired athlete":
17 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If your occupation on bumble is "graduate" or "retired athlete": ๐๐ฝ
lisa
@swingin_singer
@KCarrier247 thanks that's what I was going for
04 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @KCarrier247 thanks that's what I was going for ๐
lisa
@swingin_singer
I'm so cranky
12 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm ๐๐ฝ so ๐๐ฝ cranky ๐๐ฝ
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lisa
@swingin_singer
Just matched with a personal trainer who calls his occupation "body artist", goodnight world
06 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just matched with a personal trainer who calls his occupation "body artist", goodnight world ๐๐ฝ
lisa
@swingin_singer
Bumped into a guy (on purpose) wearing all camo in Carytown. "Sorry, didn't see you there."
He cussed at me. I don't think he got the joke
He cussed at me. I don't think he got the joke
Retweet of status by @cameronvaile
18 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bumped into a guy (on purpose) wearing all camo in Carytown. "Sorry, didn't see you there."
He cussed at me. I don't think he got the joke๐
lisa
@swingin_singer
When your health freak brother is asleep during the cooking so you add globs of butter to everything
24 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When your health freak brother is asleep during the cooking so you add globs of butter to everything ๐
Lisa
@swingin_singer
The year is 2048. The mustache man emoji has been elected president for a 2nd term
Retweet of status by @RandiLawson
01 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The year is 2048. The ๐จ๐ป mustache man emoji has been elected president for a 2nd term
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐