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Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
I canβt tell ya how often I catch myself daydreaming about my own bf/relationship & then being like, βoh shit yeah this is real life lolβ
Retweet of status by @AnnaSupernova_
29 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I canβt tell ya how often I catch myself daydreaming about my own bf/relationship & then being like, βoh shit yeah this is real life lolβπ
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Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
when client patient confidentially won't let you blast someone
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when client patient confidentially won't let you blast someone βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
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Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
@OliviaKathleeen @kelsierstefan Nose hurt worse
06 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @OliviaKathleeen @kelsierstefan Nose hurt worse πΉ
Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
it's a gonna be a good day when you get in the car and the shins start playing
29 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote it's a gonna be a good day when you get in the car and the shins start playing ππ»
Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
after seven months alexander is finally sitting down with me to watch lord of the rings for the first time
08 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote after seven months alexander is finally sitting down with me to watch lord of the rings for the first time ππ»π»
Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
@__cahleeeen i make the trek to Wooster for coccia house 97% of the time when I'm thinking about pizza before 10 pm
26 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @__cahleeeen i make the trek to Wooster for coccia house 97% of the time when I'm thinking about pizza before 10 pm π
Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
happy thanksgiving eve #mood pic.twitter.com/IoxlQFr45U
23 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote happy thanksgiving eve πΉ #mood https://t.co/IoxlQFr45U
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Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
@jmgillman dude. i need a babysitter in there. or a sugar daddy
12 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @jmgillman dude. i need a babysitter in there. or a sugar daddy πΉ
Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
when it's getting dark and the coffee you drank two hours prior finally kicks in
04 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when it's getting dark and the coffee you drank two hours prior finally kicks in ππππ
Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
a lady coughed directly at my face & said "sorry i just got out of the hospital with pneumonia" and that's how this whole week has been
25 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote a lady coughed directly at my face & said "sorry i just got out of the hospital with pneumonia" and that's how this whole week has been π
Sylvia
@sylbobaggins
who has two thumbs and can't do her sisters third grade math homework
14 Apr 15
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ