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Astin
@t0taldiva
@itsmeheythere Married, my initials are ASS
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Astin
@t0taldiva
Yeah, I get my dogs their own order of egg bites at Starbucks
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Astin
@t0taldiva
@butwhatamesss Thanks! I was dedicated
Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
Part of her mystery is how she is calm in the storm and anxious in the quiet JM Storm @ Georgia instagram.com/p/BZATp_hlLx3/
Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
Everyone in my life is currently pregnant. And I'm just drunk.
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Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
The fact that will spend his Saturday at a wine tasting for me is how I know I want to marry him
Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
Before I started dating I made a board of quotes I wanted in my future relationship. So blessed that I have the relationship I dreamed of
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Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
True confession: sometimes when I wash my face after work, I leave my lipstick on
Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
My fav. part of [pretend] adult life is NO HOMEWORK EVER. Sure we may have to go to a baby shower sometimes but at least there's alcohol
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Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
When you wake up after a night of drinking and your best friend has the coffee waiting @t0taldiva pic.twitter.com/Ro8q9QqxDA
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Totally Astin
@t0taldiva
All of my makeup is high end and then when it's time to buy cold medicine for myself I buy CVS brand.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
