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Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
I'm used to solving my problems myself but sometimes I wish someone could hug me tight and say, "relax I got this."
Retweet of status by @Mondaylee
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Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
Nigeria New Trains have arrived. This is how @OfficialAPCNg spends the loans.....
We no dey loot like our oppositβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
We no dey loot like our oppositβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
@Mubarack_Umar Had it been itβs the other way round, they wouldβve been shouting genocide or ethnic cleansing.
Retweet of status by @NajibHaruna_
Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
Where una dey see this love ? pic.twitter.com/A5MWHFuUGb
Retweet of status by @TycoonDurah
Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
E be like say the Nigerian Senate don finally vex for President Buhari. pic.twitter.com/nrRnrBv3GT
Retweet of status by @YemieFASH
Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
Those kids are already in the future pic.twitter.com/cADmSp82pL
Retweet of status by @baddestcash_
Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
Suck her nipple, Finger her slowly and rub her clitoris until she get wet, then whisper to her I am late for a meeting
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Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
One time my guys babe cheated on him, he came home shouting "Subhanallahi".
My guy is a Christian
My guy is a Christian
Retweet of status by @Capt_Aliyu
Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
Dating jigawa girls is so sweet
they donβt know pizza shawarma and burgers all they know is kasiyamin gasassarβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
they donβt know pizza shawarma and burgers all they know is kasiyamin gasassarβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @HinduMustafa
Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
A fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY. Please what's a fat guy from a poor family called?
Retweet of status by @Capt_Aliyu
Mallam Nasir
@taleebnaseer
I think this should end the #kanovskaduna beef pic.twitter.com/44z0hPshTk
Retweet of status by @xarah_bint
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
