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enT@ngled
@tan2276
He: I had apple pie
She : I love apple pie..
He : My nick name is Apple .
#heshestories
She : I love apple pie..
He : My nick name is Apple .
#heshestories
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enT@ngled
@tan2276
Them : are you on Twitter?
Me : what's that ?
Inner me : dude get a life !! As if I will let you know my handle
Me : what's that ?
Inner me : dude get a life !! As if I will let you know my handle
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t@ngentially
@tan2276
You are dust, and you will return to dust....
That's why I do not dust..it could be someone I know..
That's why I do not dust..it could be someone I know..
t@ngentially
@tan2276
Just realized that anger has an invisible โDโ in front of it.. hence I prefer to be calm and composed!
#NoteToSelf
#NoteToSelf
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t@ngentially
@tan2276
@OhSheMocks I would rather say
Love her soul
Worship her body
Love her soul
Worship her body
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t@ngentially
@tan2276
Be with someone who thinks you are gorgeous even when you look like a Golgappa ....
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t@ngentially
@tan2276
Life is not at all easy !!! Have to drive in this traffic to the movie !!
Dear God...please give me strength and patience !
Dear God...please give me strength and patience !
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t@ngentially
@tan2276
The monk who sold his ferrari knew about the petrol price hike....
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t@ngentially
@tan2276
My friend called me up and said to reach his place at the earliest because he has got Black Dog for me..
When I rโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
When I rโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
t@ngentially
@tan2276
The older i get, the deeper it feels. pic.twitter.com/jfNxAdIRY5
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tangentially
@tan2276
Tragedy of men!!! God makes beautiful women and then turn them into neighbour's wife
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
