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Teej
@teej_304
Really iPhone? By now you should know I don't mean "ducking"
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Teej
@teej_304
I'd like to be married to money but she doesn't stay with me long enough and I use her too much
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Teej
@teej_304
I'm going to be so damn bitchy tomorrow
Teej
@teej_304
"security, security, she's got a brick" pic.twitter.com/l0zzjp0NOi
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Teej
@teej_304
An empty gym = instant happiness pic.twitter.com/GkyamXzrk9
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Teej
@teej_304
I'll say it again...literally can't trust anyone but yourself
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Teej
@teej_304
America's Greatest #manequinchallenge (army edition) pic.twitter.com/vkHfOOkXll
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Teej
@teej_304
Sargent: "all women are fucking crazy..... even my daughter she's fucking 8 and she's crazy, I fucking hate them all"
Teej
@teej_304
What's inside a can of spray paint? pic.twitter.com/8DeuBnITlf
Teej
@teej_304
Who made it okay again for guys to wear scarves?
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Teej
@teej_304
Ya know I may be ugly and single the rest of my life. But I will always have pizza.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
