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To get out of my lease though will cost $1200 on top of 2 months rent
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@WanderingWino_ thinking about you
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Excuse me I don't have time to deal with a flat tire today! Please hold yourself together until 3ish #peptalktomyfrontlefttire
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Got new Paige jeans today #praiseyounordstrom
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I wonder how long my back windshield wiper has been going
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Not another royal baby I'm still not over the 24/7 coverage of the last baby
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Chinese food was ordered for me but that's not what I want and since I'm the one going to pick it up, I'm stopping for French fries
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You're the queen of having terrible ideas and thinking they're awesome
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The low tire pressure light just came on. CUE ALL THE PANIC!!
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And now I've got a bigger mess than when I started with no ice cream in my hand
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
