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@thelollcano
Wow dude really threw a Hail Mary at the end there with that "lol " pic.twitter.com/Qc1j1TQKJZ
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@thelollcano
Millennial shit pic.twitter.com/d0ZgWMNOxM
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@thelollcano
Look all I'm sayin is if you tweet some rude and unprovoked shit to me but got "RIP grandma" in your bio, Ima say somethin bout ya grandma
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@thelollcano
Walked in confidence on , teacher said "good morning" and I suddenly remembered I legitimately cant even long divide anymore
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@thelollcano
My mom just described a craisin to someone as a light skin raisin
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@thelollcano
I appreciate the love, but y'all didn't have to use this pic twitter.com/dukealumni/staβ¦
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@thelollcano
I keep my hair long so my dicc can have sum company
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My mom sends me the cutest texts pic.twitter.com/iX0rwqpSfV
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@thelollcano
Y'all can keep all the whips and chains, I want me a girl who corrects my grammar during sex
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@thelollcano
The bar is set so low on this app lmao. You could text a girl "sup bitch" and someone would tweet it with "OMG a relationship like this"
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@thelollcano
Everyone gonna have those thick ass "I boobies" bracelets people bought at Spencer's lmao.
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fakhright
@fakhright
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