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Melissa Vegas 🎲
@themelissavegas
It’s not a day-drinking hangover nap… it’s a “Las Vegas Siesta”
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Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
Some guy in a bar said my ass isn’t great since you can’t set a cup on it, so I cheekily responded “It’s still top shelf.”
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Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
My toxic trait is saying “I’m gonna party hard cuz it’s VEGAS BABY!”...even though I live in Vegas.
Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
Doing Vegas right tonight. Table 56 does not disappoint @ParisVegas pic.twitter.com/Zs6VWs5FIQ
Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
I miss the 24/7...no restrictions...packed concert venue...get a bomb meal anywhere at 4am version of Las Vegas.
Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
@lasvegas_david Listen to her advice on how essential oils help to calm her kitties
Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
Girls, do NOT let any guy who drinks White Claw raise his voice at you...
Talk to him woman to woman.
Talk to him woman to woman.
Retweet of status by @AGirlInPhilly
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Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
I’ve seen a lot of negativity online towards people I care about, so that’s what inspired this rant. Be kind and have a good night.
Melissa Vegas
@themelissavegas
We need a Vegas reality show like Jersey Shore, except our GTL is gambling, titties, liquor.
MelissaVegas
@themelissavegas
Went to 3 different stores and no sanitizer. Shouldn’t those of us who’ve always bought it get seniority?! pic.twitter.com/KWK2wFN9Di
MelissaVegas
@themelissavegas
@fugginspam My goblin has been kind so far. Did it make you bang Trump?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
