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jehovahs most secret witness
@theronlitke
Itโs 6am and Iโm awake freaking out cause Sally used the litter box, Iโm such a proud mother holy fuck
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fernalicious
@theronlitke
@Hannahmarie_29 Iโm very attracted to you but Iโm very bummed youโre Twitter is private so I canโt retweet this
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literally satan
@theronlitke
jus thinkin...Iโm the kinda dad that knows whatโs going on with his family. Btw, whereโs Tyler been?
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literally satan
@theronlitke
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE onto that UNCLE SAM COCK! On this day, our commander ROSE THAT DICK up toโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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pherndogg1
@theronlitke
Remember to save a slice for the dead homies
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lucifer/leviathan
@theronlitke
jus thinkin...when my stomach growls of hunger, some people hear โFrosted Flakesโ. But I think I hear โTaco Bellโ.
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lucifer/leviathan
@theronlitke
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
