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Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
This porcelain cat on EBay features my stock reaction to everything. pic.twitter.com/sg8V7OUQfZ
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Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
“Ok camera 6, close up on that home made FA Cup. Ok.. maybe zoom back out a bit” pic.twitter.com/qGwPIuzzUk
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Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
Another independent inquiry? Activate the Sue Gray!
Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
Not sure how I feel about people clapping and cheering a hearse
Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
Yesss. Well done @Lionesses . It’s finally coming home! You’ve done us all proud! #WEURO2022
Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
Hoping Sir Paul McCartney does the frog chorus at Glastonbury later. It’s what the nation needs.
Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
The prime minister has backed calls for the boss of P&O Ferries to resign over ‘law breaking’. Hello pot.. meet kettle
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Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
Having quite a good day. I actually looked half human in the camera at the self service till
Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
Couldn’t decide whether to fill up the car with petrol or buy a two bedroom apartment in Mayfair.
Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
What’s with the big O in the slogan? It makes it look like they’re trying to say “Get Boosted NO” pic.twitter.com/bpof0KJd6C
Tony Shepherd
@tonysheps
Prime Minister Boris Johnson is due to make a televised statement at 20:00. Anyone got a genie’s lamp and a free wish left?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
