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jessica burke
@whatevkev
The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
I have never heard of a βdick treeβ -Alex Trebek #jeopardy
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
Lifting up @SigmaKappaAZ in prayer during this very difficult time pic.twitter.com/dxpzfNQjjM
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
What a sad, sad day twitter.com/cbsnews/statusβ¦
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
I exploded my oatmeal in the microwave this morning and had to leave it because I was running late
jessica burke
@whatevkev
My patient today: "People ask how we've stayed married for over 60 years.. I tell them I cared about my spouse more than myself."
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
Don't act like you've never used someone else's phone to take a pic of a snap story to send to someone else
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
I would quite literally kill for a good camping trip and a hike.
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
PETER, I am here. Forget rachel. #TheBacheloretteFinale
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jessica burke
@whatevkev
I don't own any clothes without food stains on them
jessica burke
@whatevkev
A true Sig Kap family! Two previous Gamma Lambda members, an active member, two legacies, and one on the way pic.twitter.com/rrXF6bEWuZ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
