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BettyC•cker
@whitepalau
You told me I couldn’t do it, now look who did it
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BettyC•cker
@whitepalau
You can’t be an ABSENT parent who tries to tell an ACTIVE parent how to be a parent
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BettyC•cker
@whitepalau
Even with all the chaos & everything else... Life is good
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®️izzo
@whitepalau
The only New Years resolution y’all need is to master the art of minding your own mother-fucken- business.
®️izzo
@whitepalau
Thank you @whitepalau for buying me a mushroom swiss burger 2 nights in a row now. I really appreciate you
®️izzo
@whitepalau
“Don’t fuck the baby daddy if you can’t beat up the baby mama”
®️izzo
@whitepalau
Some days I just want to become a full-on alcoholic
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®️izzo
@whitepalau
till this day ...
I WISH A BITCH WUD
I WISH A BITCH WUD
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®️izzo widow🕷
@whitepalau
“Kai! I know what you should name your first born son!”
“What?”
“Ferguson!”
“Wait, let me try.. -
FERGUSON!! CHADAT’NANA MU!!!”
“What?”
“Ferguson!”
“Wait, let me try.. -
FERGUSON!! CHADAT’NANA MU!!!”
®️izzo
@whitepalau
If only R.I.P meant return if possible
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BadBrad🤷🏻♀️
@whitepalau
*sees preview for Pacific Rim*
Me: OU PACIFIC RIM!
Keo: mhm that’s what you like noh
Me: OU PACIFIC RIM!
Keo: mhm that’s what you like noh
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
