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How is Montana satisfied with Alex? He's like a really snazzy iron - gets you steamy, does the job, but in the end a right fucking bore
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@xozoesamantha
Wish I could afford a boob job
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@georgiamadisonb have a fabulous holiday honey
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i got paid my monthly salary this morning and im already skint
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@xozoesamantha
some people are SO full of bullshit it's laughable
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kicking back in bed drinking a bottle of wine until i realise its bank hol weekend and work is gonna b super busy, fuck
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It's Monday and I still don't feel 100%... I'm gonna need to simmer myself doon
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when u order two bikinis for ur hol then sit n contemplate how you'll have to go gym every day to fit into them pic.twitter.com/qSfwsJtZMg
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you know ur getting old when you get excited about a new fabric softener, my bedding smells bloody divine
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how come queenie can miss her duties cos of a cold but I've gotta give 2 hours notice and have a return to work if am spewing overnight
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
