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@zZoker
@Being_Humor Why did i read lovely as lonely
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@zZoker
MSD these days pic.twitter.com/1sj9RNYsZ0
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@zZoker
This is why i love twitter pic.twitter.com/MuiIow2P48
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@zZoker
To @defencepk from INDIA with LOVE and truck load of BURNOL. pic.twitter.com/cjZn1Rvwge
Retweet of status by @Atheist_Krishna
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@zZoker
Just realised that is a kaali maa emoji.
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@zZoker
Interviewer- what are your hobbies?
Me- I'm a singer
I- did you get any award?
Me- once i got standing ovation when i sang Jann Gann Mann
Me- I'm a singer
I- did you get any award?
Me- once i got standing ovation when i sang Jann Gann Mann
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@zZoker
He asked "Tumhara dil kiske pass hai?"
Me: fefdo ke paas!
Still wondering why he blocked me
Me: fefdo ke paas!
Still wondering why he blocked me
Retweet of status by @RoyalThough
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@zZoker
Spoke to her ex after few years
"Kaun bol raha hai?" He asked
"#AapkiAdaalat dekh le" She answered.
"Kaun bol raha hai?" He asked
"#AapkiAdaalat dekh le" She answered.
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@zZoker
Feminazis on Twitter: all men rape their wives. Thooo men.
(Khal Drogo raping Danaerys in season 1)
Same feminazis: OMG #GOT is awesome.
(Khal Drogo raping Danaerys in season 1)
Same feminazis: OMG #GOT is awesome.
Retweet of status by @Achari_Nimboo
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@zZoker
Why do some girls share their feet pics on social media ? Tu kya mata rani hai jo tere pairon ko haath lagayen hum
Retweet of status by @oldschoolmonk
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@zZoker
Life is tough being NaMo supporter but this cracked me up pic.twitter.com/OkxGbzjYTh
Retweet of status by @friendlii_ghost
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
