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Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
Can't believe how good looking some people are. Fuck off man.
Retweet of status by @_ShereenPatel
12 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can't believe how good looking some people are. Fuck off man.π
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Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
06 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote nobody:
indian boysβ last 3 braincells: women belong in the kitchen π€£π€£π€£π€£ππΌ
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Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
My dad wanted to update an app on his phone and my sibs told him to go to the App Store and he DROVE to the Apple store
Retweet of status by @israabizraa
11 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My dad wanted to update an app on his phone and my sibs told him to go to the App Store and he DROVE to the Apple store π€¦πΏββοΈ
Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
My nephew had a lil photoshoot and I canβt take the cuteness pic.twitter.com/KWY9eT4hpl
Retweet of status by @AmmarahSamaria
15 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My nephew had a lil photoshoot and I canβt take the cuteness π«π https://t.co/KWY9eT4hpl
Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
I have this problem where I stare into nothing & it ends up being at someone, like chill bro Iβm daydreaming, itβs not that deep .
06 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have this problem where I stare into nothing & it ends up being at someone, like chill bro Iβm daydreaming, itβs not that deep π.
Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
if my life was a chocolate, itβd be a flake bc it falls apart easily and messes everywhere
Retweet of status by @mukhtaaaarr
01 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if my life was a chocolate, itβd be a flake bc it falls apart easily and messes everywhere ππ
Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
I walked to the kitchen to get the car keys and when I got to the car I realized I actually got a spoon?
Retweet of status by @KhatoonHotay
20 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I walked to the kitchen to get the car keys and when I got to the car I realized I actually got a spoon? π€¦π½ββοΈ
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Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
Can someoneβs girlfriend please buy for me the Spider-Man game, plz & thank u
13 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can someoneβs girlfriend please buy for me the Spider-Man game, plz & thank u π
Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
@fleurenamour But I promise Iβm more in jhb than I am at home
09 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @fleurenamour But I promise Iβm more in jhb than I am at home π
Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
Tb to when JHB people were making fun of CT people for not having water lol
28 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tb to when JHB people were making fun of CT people for not having water lol ππ
Zaheer_motara
@zaheerzee
Hello Twitter. Just came to say I have new hair and my parents hate it pic.twitter.com/L8JURVeHJW
Retweet of status by @mukhtaaaarr
04 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hello Twitter. Just came to say I have new hair and my parents hate it π€π» https://t.co/L8JURVeHJW
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ