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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
In langar, when you are waiting for "kheer parosnewala" to make an eye contact with you! pic.twitter.com/AbgQQa1MhV
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
If the tiger is chasing a group of ppl, you donβt have to be faster than tiger. You just have to be faster than the slowest guy
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
She : Do you love birds?
Me : Yupp
She : Wow! Which?
Me : Chicken.. Sometimes Butter sometimes Tandoori.
*awkward silence*
Me : Yupp
She : Wow! Which?
Me : Chicken.. Sometimes Butter sometimes Tandoori.
*awkward silence*
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
Does @SrBachchan knows about the KBC memes??
dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
***NOW READ THIS**** pic.twitter.com/ThJh29eH3G
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
#Haweli is calling me... pic.twitter.com/4zXa9DqMSQ
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
He: Hi
She: Dont even try. I'm hard to get
He: Kyo? Salman ki driver ho kya
She: Dont even try. I'm hard to get
He: Kyo? Salman ki driver ho kya
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
Please send 'Saturday motivation quotes'
I work on weekends too
I work on weekends too
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
A warning sign board by highway patroling police in PUNJAB
"Kutta
majj
te
Sohni Janani
Tinno accident di nishani".......
"Kutta
majj
te
Sohni Janani
Tinno accident di nishani".......
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dr-sAndy
@007_drsandyjain
Ques: What is more powerful than super saiyan Goku?
Ans: Goku's wife chichi when she finds out ki geela towel bed pe hai
Ans: Goku's wife chichi when she finds out ki geela towel bed pe hai
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doc-sandy
@007_drsandyjain
#ΰ€ΰ€_ΰ€ΰ€Ύ_ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€ΰ€Ύΰ€¨
Twitter bio-"I love my work" are the same people who use to download *HD Porn* with high speed Wi-fi of their office.
Twitter bio-"I love my work" are the same people who use to download *HD Porn* with high speed Wi-fi of their office.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
