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Penis Parker
@0Areus
when you're Mexican and you're heartbroken pic.twitter.com/BODWfplxFg
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
Had a crazy dope idea for a valentines gift but a woman can't act right
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
I just want wings
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
"Id rather eat Crumbs with Bums, than Steaks with Snakes"
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
Penis Parker
@0Areus
I really wanna go to deorro in boise
Penis Parker
@0Areus
Every time I see @theweeknd w/ some A-list celeb she's all over him & he's like . Can he pls upload a tutorial vid on how 2 gain such power
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
Need to get myself a part time job!
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
Congrats, Cristiano Ronaldo - voted the Best FIFA Men's Player 2016! pic.twitter.com/OPI6obxoXY
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
Take me back to Das Energi 2016
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Penis Parker
@0Areus
Ronaldo's offer from China:
Β£150M a year
Β£12.5M a month
Β£2.8M a week
Β£410K a day
Β£17K an hour
Β£283 a minuβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Β£150M a year
Β£12.5M a month
Β£2.8M a week
Β£410K a day
Β£17K an hour
Β£283 a minuβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
