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@1MeLrO
My trouser bulge is 80% Rice Krispie treat crumbs that got caught in my pubic hair.
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@1MeLrO
I was in 2 chick bands, so don't tell me girls aren't pigs:
The dirty jokes and innuendos
Pinching my ass on stage
That was so fun!
The dirty jokes and innuendos
Pinching my ass on stage
That was so fun!
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Just had a milf try to pick me up in the checkout at the grocery store.
Pretty sure it's cause she saw my ice cream.
Pretty sure it's cause she saw my ice cream.
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@1MeLrO
Group Text
F1: You ok?
Husband: We fucking died.
Me: You're a ghost?
F2:
F1: I'm so high that I believed it for a sec. Spooky.
F1: You ok?
Husband: We fucking died.
Me: You're a ghost?
F2:
F1: I'm so high that I believed it for a sec. Spooky.
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@1MeLrO
Slow clap Mother nature....... slow clap.
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@1MeLrO
I went to the deep south, and all I got was this "I love Satan" t-shirt and some fire .
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Have you ever "ass punched"your significant other while they slept?
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@1MeLrO
Friend comes over
M:want some coffee
F:uhhh can I have a non fat coconut milk mochiato hot
M:
F:
M: *pours coffee* fuck off Karen
F:
M:want some coffee
F:uhhh can I have a non fat coconut milk mochiato hot
M:
F:
M: *pours coffee* fuck off Karen
F:
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@1MeLrO
Women love roses. That's why I send the women in my life the Apple iOS rose emoji.
When you care enough to only send the best.
When you care enough to only send the best.
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...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
