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Felt like Friday took forever to get here. One full week to survive before my
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@1stZodiacSign
Hmm I haven't had my big toe sucked on in so long I think I forgot how it feels. Where's my neighbor's dog?
Shell
@1stZodiacSign
When I hear someone singing poorly I get this look on my face as though I've eaten a couple of lemons.
Shell
@1stZodiacSign
I'll lavish myself in small denominations. The rest will be invested after I buy a few birthday gifts I promised to purchase. My word=
Shell
@1stZodiacSign
This game is exciting . May the best team win.
Shell
@1stZodiacSign
Dude wanted to buy me an $800 lambskin leather jacket in San Francisco and my polite ass said "no it's ok, I don't want it." I felt bad
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@1stZodiacSign
being disrespectful is so disgusting and unattractive i wont have shit to do with you.
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Shell
@1stZodiacSign
If u think a married man is gonna leave his wife for a side dish, ur delusional
Shell
@1stZodiacSign
Keeping your relationship private & hiding the fact that you're in one, are two different things. Know the difference
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
