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Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
I’m afraid if I get my 2nd shot that I’ll fail all the captcha tests that prove I’m not a robot.
Retweet of status by @Leon_Cooper
09 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m afraid if I get my 2nd shot that I’ll fail all the captcha tests that prove I’m not a robot. 😬
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Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
Why is “good morning” separate and “goodnight” is not???
Retweet of status by @joey_delozier
31 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why is “good morning” separate and “goodnight” is not??? 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
Family texted me more today apart than we ever would have talked if we had gotten together. Something's wrong with this picture
Retweet of status by @Talkbackatme
27 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Family texted me more today apart than we ever would have talked if we had gotten together. Something's wrong with this picture 🤪
Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
How can joy be different from happiness? Asking for a friend as English is my second language pic.twitter.com/59LxHZa2g4
04 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How can joy be different from happiness? Asking for a friend as English is my second language 🤔 https://t.co/59LxHZa2g4
Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
Selective outrage is spreading faster than Covid-19...
Retweet of status by @ALWearyDad
11 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Selective outrage is spreading faster than Covid-19...🤔
Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
@michaelo2016 just add water
29 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @michaelo2016 👏👏👏 just add water
Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
What do you mean resistance training is not about refusing to go to the gym?
11 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What do you mean resistance training is not about refusing to go to the gym?
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Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
You know you're in London when everyone seems in a fucking hurry to go wait in queues
#Heathrow
#Heathrow
20 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know you're in London when everyone seems in a fucking hurry to go wait in queues 🙄
#Heathrow
Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
26 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote One man can teach you that all men are not the same...❤️
Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
It would be funny if DMs have been breached.
Are you nervous at that thought?
Are you nervous at that thought?
03 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It would be funny if DMs have been breached.
Are you nervous at that thought? 🤔
Over40AndFab
@40Midlife
Before... after...
I had a mini Britney moment.
44cms of hair donated this morning.
pic.twitter.com/WLRaiuI5TO
I had a mini Britney moment.
44cms of hair donated this morning.
pic.twitter.com/WLRaiuI5TO
03 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Before... after...
I had a mini Britney moment.
44cms of hair donated this morning.
😂 https://t.co/WLRaiuI5TO
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊