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Alex
@4lexP3rry
Been in Leicester for less than 24 hours and already had a booty call, the devil works hard but I work harder
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Alex
@4lexP3rry
So today I gave myself a haircut, bleached my hair again and got ignored all day. Pretty succesful if you ask me
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alex
@4lexP3rry
I literally just cried proper tears of laughter watching Rita Ora bang her head on Instagram live. pic.twitter.com/CDcmIJbpQV
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Mariah Scarey
@4lexP3rry
Some customer at work had the cheek to call Kate Middleton too skinny. sorry fatty patty but someone sounds bitter
Alex
@4lexP3rry
You know youโre in a dodgy spoons when the lights are hanging out the ceiling and thereโs a gaggle of men talking about coke in the toilet
Ninki Minjaj
@4lexP3rry
Itโs mad warm considering itโs blowing a hoolie out here
Ninki Minjaj
@4lexP3rry
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Alex
@4lexP3rry
People my age getting houses and babies and Iโm still asking my mum to put money in my account so I donโt go over my overdraft
Alex ๐ญ
@4lexP3rry
Actually creasing, a customer caught me spraying air freshener around them , how can people actually leave the house smelling like death?
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@4lexP3rry
How disgusting! Reminds me of when that white guy shot up vegas and people continued to walk around being white twitter.com/lauraloomer/stโฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
