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THE LOLE
@5ive_ngwee
"@Peter_Kays: She parties every weekend but you get to wonder does she ever gets periods ".....eh
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Lawrence M Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
@5ive_ngwee actually my point coz having a car it will need gas, servicing, road tax and insurance .Like it will be chewing you money more
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LAWLEH
@5ive_ngwee
Black people and I am 5min away.
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Lawrence M Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
I wanna be the girl who makes your bad days better, the one that makes you say, "My life has changed since I met you."
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Lawrence M Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
"@YahBoiSelfie: When you marry the girl your homies told you you stand no chance with pic.twitter.com/PeoCyLZVfK"
LAWLEH
@5ive_ngwee
L- Low
V- Value
G- Goods....
He's a Fraud
V- Value
G- Goods....
He's a Fraud
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βLawleh
@5ive_ngwee
The brain is such an attractive, superior organ. How do (some) women make the conscious decision to not use it?
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βLΙΙ―lΔh
@5ive_ngwee
Moments ago on #iwasinmyhouseandtrailercametojamme pic.twitter.com/I0WzG77pdv
iLAWLEH
@5ive_ngwee
"@Contents_Hot: So Abel Chungu is going to perform at the beer fest.. I'm confused " He's going to preach..
βLawrence Mtonga
@5ive_Ngwee
"@ThaNewMe: What would you do if you woke up and found that ndiwe mfwiti? " would chelela early kuseni to lowa my ex and her fam.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
