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Front porch bumpkin @615Alayna

Me night with oui’d, Chardonnay, pizza and documentaries 🤌

Front porch pumpkin @615Alayna

Doing my makeup? So fun, so relaxing, I’m such a baddie, wow. Taking off my makeup? There is no greater chore in life

Front porch bumpkin @615Alayna

Squad shit pic.twitter.com/PUmJ3HhZt0

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Front porch bumpkin @615Alayna

Most embarrassing CVS trip to date: Plan B, lube, saltine crackers (for post bbq hangover)

Front porch bumpkin @615Alayna

What night would you rather go to a bday party and get lit on?

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Front porch bumpkin @615Alayna

Spouse & I have been married 9 years today, and he's still my BFF, so here's some unsolicited marital advice for whoever wants it:

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Front porch pumpkin @615Alayna

@Engineervlsi @MikeKiss13 @sereeemami Easier than trying to earn tuition money in the states

Front porch bumpkin @615Alayna

I’ll never forget Brandon Kirsch’s birthday for as long as I live and I hope to god I touch somebody in my life the way he did

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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*