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911DisBitch
@911disbitch
Verbal argument between 2 people.
: Are there any weapons sir?
: Hey, guy! You got any weapons!? (Muffledโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
: Are there any weapons sir?
: Hey, guy! You got any weapons!? (Muffledโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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911DisBitch
@911disbitch
My roommate went to Wingstop and didnโt ask me if I wanted any and so now I have to kill him .
I donโt make the rules.
I donโt make the rules.
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911DisBitch
@911disbitch
Caller on 911:
: I fell on a dog kennel & cut my vagina! Itโs bleeding!
: Can you get a clean dry cloth toโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
: I fell on a dog kennel & cut my vagina! Itโs bleeding!
: Can you get a clean dry cloth toโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
911DisBitch
@911disbitch
@DispatcherDame @countyk9guy @officerdaddo Too lazy to type replies
911DisBitch
@911disbitch
@GringoTJ @KitWalker021475 Heโs not abusive, just stupid. Pretty sure his K9 would bite HIM if he ever raised a hand at me.
911DisBitch
@911disbitch
Babe got a new patch for her collar pic.twitter.com/HGU7JpO66B
911DisBitch
@911disbitch
My partner bought us Dammit Dolls to throw around when weโre feeling โthe needโ. Omg these are hilarious pic.twitter.com/yAz04YOdZM
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911DisBitch
@911disbitch
: I donโt want them to knownit was me that called!
CW: Well if we show up they might be able to deduct it wโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
CW: Well if we show up they might be able to deduct it wโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
911DisBitch
@911disbitch
(Units our on a crash)
: Dispatch, start us a couple more units. A car just almost hit us, possibly DUI..
Twโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
: Dispatch, start us a couple more units. A car just almost hit us, possibly DUI..
Twโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
911DisBitch
@911disbitch
: My kids got a knife! Threatening to kill himself!!
: What exactly is he doing/saying?
: Heโs got a buโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
: What exactly is he doing/saying?
: Heโs got a buโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
911DisBitch
@911disbitch
But which one are we *really*
Cc: @Just911Operator @DispatcherDame
Cc: @Just911Operator @DispatcherDame
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
