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Yomi
@9Yommie
Rest in peace Kim Jong-un. You gave us Gagnam style which we'll never forget #KIMJONGUNDEAD pic.twitter.com/ig60HKrSFC
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Yomi
@9Yommie
Nice guys finish last, because they make sure their woman cums first
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Yomi
@9Yommie
If we date, you don't have to buy me a thing. Just be there when I need you and don't make me look stupid. It's that simple
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Yomi
@9Yommie
In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me, then he slapped my ass and said โback to business.โ iโm going to marry him.
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Yomi
@9Yommie
Men need mental and emotional support too. Not just pussy.
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Yomi
@9Yommie
Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.
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Yomi
@9Yommie
It's impossible to please women, even at your own wedding you're not the best man
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@9Yommie
I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed. Now I'm worried about my vagina.
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Yomi
@9Yommie
I need to find hobbies that don't include my debit card
Yomi
@9Yommie
You think ignoring me will hurt me? I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall & I didn't die
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
