12.
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
Why whenever I start at 11 do I plan to get loads of stuff done before I go to work.. It never happens
13.
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
Eats everything in the elrow tent was the highlight of my life pic.twitter.com/a8mXpQbdRT
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
When their new shag piece looks like egg on toast and you're fucking medium rare fillet steak farmed by the gauchos of Argentina
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
@KimberleyGarea init weirdo
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
@Jaderobo1 hahahaa I was loving life
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
First day working a Monday and I hate Mondays already
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
@HollyACorcoran yeah but it's a micro sim
19.
20.
21.
22.
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
You know you're ugly when you pass a mirror in the dark, see yourself and absolutely shit bricks
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
Had the most unreal dream last night but then it was followed by an awful scary one and I woke up sweating
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
@Hick_Thomas Hahahaha proper classy me
I'm a techy don at heart
I'm a techy don at heart
Alex Swallow
@AASwallow
People constantly pissing me off
...but wait! There's more!
12.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
