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Greg
@ALWearyDad
Dad bods love chicken wings.
It's science.
It's science.
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Greg
@ALWearyDad
Itβs all fun and games until youβve got a lap full of sprinkles
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Greg
@ALWearyDad
#ItIsOnlyWeirdIf the monkey is actually fucking the football .
Greg
@ALWearyDad
Your job as a man is to make sure she doesn't need another man.
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Greg
@ALWearyDad
Minding your own business will seriously eliminate half the problems in your life.
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Greg
@ALWearyDad
When all else fails, crack a cold one.
Beers to you, my compadres...
Beers to you, my compadres...
Greg
@ALWearyDad
Wednesday is all about mapping out all the weekend activities to come.
Kinda like Monday & Tuesday, actually.
Kinda like Monday & Tuesday, actually.
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Greg
@ALWearyDad
Sure, trolls exist but there are also decent people here who can lift you up when you need it.
Appreciate that...
Appreciate that...
Greg
@ALWearyDad
California!! Where the straws are paper & the tits are plastic.
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Greg
@ALWearyDad
And this is why I donβt eat Chinese food. pic.twitter.com/zvsKnFOD0X
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
