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ice cream cake eater π
@AShotofSprite
OOOHHHH MYYYYY GAAAAAWWWWDD!! Teenage fucking daughters
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Oh , it's that Canadian girl β€π¨π¦
@AShotofSprite
I'm old AF pic.twitter.com/E9AZZHZ2tb
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Ghostress π»ππ
@AShotofSprite
Ghostress π»ππ
@AShotofSprite
I am a:
Man
Woman
Mothman
Looking for:
Man
Woman
Moth Balls
Porch Lights
Wool Sweaters
Man
Woman
Mothman
Looking for:
Man
Woman
Moth Balls
Porch Lights
Wool Sweaters
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Snugglemuffin
@AShotofSprite
Sometimes, the most painful decision is knowing when to change the lock to your heart.
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Snugglemuffin
@AShotofSprite
i love bees pic.twitter.com/GArdjPbzMT
Snugglemuffin
@AShotofSprite
I just ASKED my daughter to turn on Scooby-Doo and Iβm cuddling her favorite stuffed animal
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Tits & Sass
@AShotofSprite
Once again, hard work and dedication pay off. on my test! Now itβs time for dinner and Friday night fun with my love.
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Tits & Sass
@AShotofSprite
Frankly, any kind of βblowout saleβ sounds uncouth.
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Tits & Sass
@AShotofSprite
Don't be scared of thunder baby ,
I'm bigger than any of your storms
I'm bigger than any of your storms
Peachy Tweets π
@AShotofSprite
Deep throat you?
Honey...you're not even close to my molars.
This is quite the conundrum
Honey...you're not even close to my molars.
This is quite the conundrum
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
