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🖤Ashley
@ATwistedSis
You can legally own more guns than sex toys in Texas. Ummm
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🖤Ashley
@ATwistedSis
Everyone in Texas is making chili, I made gumbo.
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🖤Ashley
@ATwistedSis
If I go fuck myself, do I still have to wear the bag on my head?
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🖤Ashley
@ATwistedSis
@MermaidOnTV So you agree? he’s never seen it.
🖤shley
@ATwistedSis
I have an exciting announcement My book is going to be published by Limitless Publishing!
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#Ontheblog #writer
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#Ontheblog #writer
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🖤shley
@ATwistedSis
#FeelLikeARockStarWhen my makeup is on fleek and my nails are perfect
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🖤shley
@ATwistedSis
I’m at a hockey game and this mofo threw up West Side like it’s motherfucking 1996!
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@ATwistedSis
#FeltLikeAFoolWhen I wore two different shoes to work
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🖤shley
@ATwistedSis
I invented a new martini. Codeine is the secret ingredient.
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🖤Ashley🖤
@ATwistedSis
The Eagles and the Giants lost today.
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@ATwistedSis
Only 38 days left until #Halloween pic.twitter.com/TqShiWq6sS
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
