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Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
when you wanna have ice cream but youre lack toast and tall or rent :/
Retweet of status by @CantBeLocal
23 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when you wanna have ice cream but youre lack toast and tall or rent :/ πͺ
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Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
@TreyLo_8 yeah that's right. Meat just falls from the sky and that's how you eat it! Those animals weren't bred for slaughter or anything
20 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @TreyLo_8 π yeah that's right. Meat just falls from the sky and that's how you eat it! Those animals weren't bred for slaughter or anything
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Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
I don't even try with females anymore
27 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't even try with females anymore π
Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
Nobody loves me and I'm sad
Retweet of status by @iLoveMakonnen5D
22 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nobody loves me and I'm sad π
Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
Twitters been out for ever why is there no edit tweet button
18 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Twitters been out for ever why is there no edit tweet button π€π€π€
Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
Beat Brady's record
Out-dueled Rodgers
Win at Lambeau, a place Aikman and Staubach have never won
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/7β¦
Out-dueled Rodgers
Win at Lambeau, a place Aikman and Staubach have never won
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/7β¦
Retweet of status by @dallascowboys
17 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Beat Brady's recordβοΈ
Out-dueled Rodgers βοΈ
Win at Lambeau, a place Aikman and Staubach have never wonβοΈ
β‘β¦ https://t.co/U1rC7x5VfS
Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
My mom ordered Bart a Halloween costume I'm dead
14 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom ordered Bart a Halloween costume I'm dead πππππ
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Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
CP3: "Hey Blake, set a pick"
Griffin: "I have a better idea:"
@Raptors
sbnation.com/lookit/2016/10β¦
vine.co/v/5gabqDhnb5P
Griffin: "I have a better idea:"
@Raptors
sbnation.com/lookit/2016/10β¦
vine.co/v/5gabqDhnb5P
Retweet of status by @iamHectorDiaz
06 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CP3: "Hey Blake, set a pick"
Griffin: "I have a better idea:"
πΉ @Raptors
https://t.co/2LuBAf1nOP
https://t.co/yVZ1hFCR6h
Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
The moon landing
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_/Β― Β―\_
Never happened
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_/Β― Β―\_
Cuz space is fake
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_/Β― Β―\_
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Never happened
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Cuz space is fake
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Retweet of status by @sexualjumanji
05 Oct 16
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π³
β/||\β
_/Β― Β―\_
Never happened
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_/Β― Β―\_
Cuz space is fake
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Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
@AaronGetsYoked that moment when you turn from bad boys to sad boys
Retweet of status by @ShayStillCookin
13 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @AaronGetsYoked that momentπ³ when you turn from bad boysππ―π€ to sad boysππ°ππΌ
Muscle Hamster
@AaronGetsYoked
I got a 700hp car when I was 17 my dad didn't bat an eye. I buy a street bike at 19 and he loses his shit
01 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I got a 700hp car when I was 17 my dad didn't bat an eye. I buy a street bike at 19 and he loses his shit π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ