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AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
01 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when you and bae kiss in the rain and you both get pneumonia and die ππππππππππ
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AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
When you wanna tweet in Somali but you're not sure of the spelling
Retweet of status by @crystalnadia
01 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you wanna tweet in Somali but you're not sure of the spellingπππππππππππππππππ
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AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
okay which Asian girl is responsible for making my Ugandan catch feelings LMAO pic.twitter.com/RaDTc72SFU
Retweet of status by @DeRozenDontCare
10 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π©π©π©π©πππππokay which Asian girl is responsible for making my Ugandan catch feelings LMAO http://t.co/RaDTc72SFU
AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
There's a chic who told me to choose between FIFA or Her. Man, I miss her pancakes.
Retweet of status by @BrianMutuma_
09 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There's a chic who told me to choose between FIFA or Her. Man, I miss her pancakes. ππ
AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
Tanzania : Nenda kamwambie jinsi navyo mpenda. Na kama mapenzi bado Mwambie ntayaongeza.
Kenyan: ushai guzwa mahali ukasikia kukojoa?
Kenyan: ushai guzwa mahali ukasikia kukojoa?
01 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tanzania : Nenda kamwambie jinsi navyo mpenda. Na kama mapenzi bado Mwambie ntayaongeza.
Kenyan: ushai guzwa mahali ukasikia kukojoa?
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AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
Heartbreaking.
A syrian child offers cookies to policemen who are blocking his way to safety.
#RefugeesWelcome pic.twitter.com/uVYbq2dDVu
A syrian child offers cookies to policemen who are blocking his way to safety.
#RefugeesWelcome pic.twitter.com/uVYbq2dDVu
Retweet of status by @ProteinShaykh
12 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππ©Heartbreaking.
A syrian child offers cookies to policemen who are blocking his way to safety.
#RefugeesWelcome http://t.co/uVYbq2dDVu
AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
Maccabi tel Aviv and Chelsea in the same group Aids vs Ebola.
Retweet of status by @DeRozenDontCare
27 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Maccabi tel Aviv and Chelsea in the same group π·π· Aids vs Ebola.
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AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
Wen white ppl say "I don't kno wat we having for dinner" I just smile like "" cus I signed a 50 yrs rice and stew contract with my mum
Retweet of status by @SAVALIIII
18 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wen white ppl say "I don't kno wat we having for dinner" I just smile like "ππ" cus I signed a 50 yrs rice and stew contract with my mum
AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
Twitter ; the only place you'll see the words ass and Masha Allah in the same sentence.
18 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Twitter ; the only place you'll see the words ass and Masha Allah in the same sentence. πΈ
AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
When I see a Muslim girl with 'taken' in their bio
Taken by who ? Iblis or Dajjal ?
Taken by who ? Iblis or Dajjal ?
Retweet of status by @DeRozenDontCare
11 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When I see a Muslim girl with 'taken' in their bioπ³π³
Taken by who ? Iblis or Dajjal ?
AhmedCorleone
@Aash_AFC
Falcao "It's my dream to join Chelsea"
Reporter "You've said before ur dream was to join Madrid & United" Falcao "I have lots of dreams"
Reporter "You've said before ur dream was to join Madrid & United" Falcao "I have lots of dreams"
Retweet of status by @AlexTackie
05 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Falcao "It's my dream to join Chelsea"
Reporter "You've said before ur dream was to join Madrid & United" Falcao "I have lots of dreams" π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ