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Insanitease
@AbrahamMor3
im an organ donor but they're not gonna be able to use any of that shit
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Sarlin Crumdilly
@AbrahamMor3
Hopeful that Amber and Johnny can patch things up.
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Sarlin Crumdilly
@AbrahamMor3
I know this isn't me ... but is it me?? pic.twitter.com/UbYAzGrN8J
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Marple Whatnow?Hadeπ΅
@AbrahamMor3
Me: Is it just me...
Everyone: Yes. GOD, YES!
Me: I hadn't actually finished my question
Everyone: Yes. GOD, YES!
Me: I hadn't actually finished my question
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Marple Whatnow?Hadeπ΅
@AbrahamMor3
@puntmedaddy Very lovely!
Marple Hade
@AbrahamMor3
Jesus died for big booty hos
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Marple Hade
@AbrahamMor3
People still gonna be able to fail upward like this in a society like that though... fix up, look sharp
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Gooddayeve
@AbrahamMor3
my boyfriend can't travel abroad with me cause his dick too bomb
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πGooddayeveπ
@AbrahamMor3
@theCott0nCandy How nice could they be if a beaver hasn't even wanted to chew on them?
πGooddayeveπ
@AbrahamMor3
*My son farts
βMom, thatβs perfume from the back of meβ
βMom, thatβs perfume from the back of meβ
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πGooddayeveπ
@AbrahamMor3
@_Thinker_Bell__ You have a kitchen in your underwear? Awesome!
I'll just lay off the snack jokes.
I'll just lay off the snack jokes.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
