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Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
I once dated this lady who spoke about her Ex so much that I too ended up missing that dude.
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Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
This week on Thursday we should just meet up and cry, there is no independence to celebrate.
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Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
When you start behaving like ZESA in your relationship, don't complain if your partner gets a generator.
Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
Huawei is that girl you called ugly in school. After High School she showed everyone flames.
Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
Lionel Messi is just something else...
650 goals
227 assists
50 hat-tricks
x 9 La Liga
x 6 Copa delβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
650 goals
227 assists
50 hat-tricks
x 9 La Liga
x 6 Copa delβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
Because you travelled abroad now you keep asking me "How is Zim" Did you leave Zim in my hands?
Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
If a guy checks more than three pockets for money, he doesn't have it!
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Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
Keep congratulating others, your day is coming. You will be hired, you will graduate, drive, glow, be loved & flourish.
Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
Soon as you wakeup, straight on Facebook! You donβt even know if you can walk or not.
Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
If your birthday still excites you, it's either you are rich or immature.
Abrah13
@AbrahamNyon
Fellow Zimbos, let's stay away from praying in English, I just heard my neighbor saying "Lord I forgive you "
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
