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Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Friendly but not your friend
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Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Hey @a__vanita look what my Secret Santa got for me. pic.twitter.com/uRCfpYawap
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Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
I need to be bent in different positions, my body aches
Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Tbh I secretly love it when plans get cancelled cos I get to sleep
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Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
@TheHabaneroChef This babe, you are cracking me up
Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Wondering whether to buy a new MacBook or a new digital camera.
Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
BATs love every Igbo man that hates Peter Obi. I can come here and fake hate for Peter Obi and get BATs to line up on my dick.
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Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Iβve been having it good but Lord, I want better.
Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Menβs tears are sweetest when they are crying about being given a dose of their own medicine. Yum
Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Fly boy pic.twitter.com/DijPK7sTrB
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Pearl
@AbsolutelyPearl
Good looking men in well-fitted suits
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
