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Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Food is my love language...
With a side of trust, a cup of understanding and an extra helping of honestly
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With a side of trust, a cup of understanding and an extra helping of honestly
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Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
You ever wanted to love someone with everything you have...
But they dusty asses won't stop doing fuck shit
But they dusty asses won't stop doing fuck shit
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Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
If you love me...
Show me, consistently.
It's really that simple
Show me, consistently.
It's really that simple
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
I want a happy marriage,
Filled with naps, wine, passports and unbreakable trust.
Oh, and awesome sex
Double tab if you want this.
Filled with naps, wine, passports and unbreakable trust.
Oh, and awesome sex
Double tab if you want this.
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
What her to "act like a wife"?
Make her one!
Make her one!
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Dear Future Wife,
Some men still do want to get married out here,
and one day soon...
I'm going to prove it to you
Some men still do want to get married out here,
and one day soon...
I'm going to prove it to you
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Be with someone
who WON'T make you feel that
loving them with all you have...
Was a mistake
who WON'T make you feel that
loving them with all you have...
Was a mistake
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Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
If you don't know the difference between being "friendly" and flirting...
Then it's best to stay single
Then it's best to stay single
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Fellas,
There's a thin line between being "friendly" and flirting...
If you got a girl, I suggest you learn it
There's a thin line between being "friendly" and flirting...
If you got a girl, I suggest you learn it
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
It's a dangerous thing
to not know the difference between
A SOUL TIE
and a
TRAUMA BOND
to not know the difference between
A SOUL TIE
and a
TRAUMA BOND
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Dear Future Wife
Loving you with everything I have is not only plan...
But my mission, my God given responsibility.
U ready?
Loving you with everything I have is not only plan...
But my mission, my God given responsibility.
U ready?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
