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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
La La Land was pretty sad.
It’s more like “Nahh Nahh Land” if you ask me.
It’s more like “Nahh Nahh Land” if you ask me.
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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
The Bible describes hell as being a place filled with fire, pain & anguish.
So its probably a bunch of bad hair days for all of eternity.
So its probably a bunch of bad hair days for all of eternity.
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@Acute_Tweetment
BREAKING: New Special Counsel Indictment
justice.gov/file/1035477/d…
justice.gov/file/1035477/d…
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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
I’ve met Merry Maids that never even smiled once.
I know...False advertising.
Dad joke #1,378,539.005 submitted to disappoint @cupcaking3
I know...False advertising.
Dad joke #1,378,539.005 submitted to disappoint @cupcaking3
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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
Obsessed with this dog.
We could totally be related too.... pic.twitter.com/KPCYuC2QEp
We could totally be related too.... pic.twitter.com/KPCYuC2QEp
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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
I just automatically assume that the people who are “liking” all of my tweets are very successful, good looking, & highly stable geniuses.
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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
My 10 YO daughter just asked me to get audiobooks for her daily reading log assignments at school.
Then acted outraged when I said “no”.
Then acted outraged when I said “no”.
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@Acute_Tweetment
Many Americans suffer during the holidays. Take care.
→ Suicide Prevention (800) 273-8255
→ Mental Health Hotli… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
→ Suicide Prevention (800) 273-8255
→ Mental Health Hotli… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
@TLBurkhalter His face says "This woman is crazy and ridiculous."
His heart says "But god, do I love her."
His heart says "But god, do I love her."
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Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
FLASH SALE For a limited time only get 50% off everything in my shop using the code HOLIDAY. 25% of proceeds… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Veryfried Account 😬
@Acute_Tweetment
Call. Them. Out. twitter.com/KamalaHarris/s…
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
