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@AdamTurnup
Some people should NOT have beards. I am one of them and iโm not the only one
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@AdamTurnup
Iโm not saying Iโm a tax season baller , but when the cashier at Food 4 Less asked if I wanted a bag for $.10 I said give me 2
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@AdamTurnup
@cvssandrv Lmao, but why is it Darylโs fault
Adam
@AdamTurnup
The hardest part of February so far is avoiding the Girl Scout cookies
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@AdamTurnup
Canโt believe I already have to plan a 1st birthday
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@AdamTurnup
Fuck fake idโs. Who can make fake Disney annual passes? #seriousquestion
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@AdamTurnup
@itssDarwinn @WiselySnipes I cook food for a living in the highest of professional kitchens we do not wear glโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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@AdamTurnup
Whatโs the religion that doesnโt celebrate Christmas ? Thatโs my new religion
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@AdamTurnup
Yall men scared to nut fast ? I be in my girls ear like .... twitter.com/MuchLong1645/sโฆ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
