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Mascarathon
@Addawanna
@MadMax01087825 @HandfulOfLewds Thank you
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Toothy🐯Tigress
@Addawanna
*Some of you* haven’t sent me nudes for National Send Nudes Day ANDITSHOWS
*Not a goddamn one of you have, and you’re all dead to me.
*Not a goddamn one of you have, and you’re all dead to me.
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Toothy🐯Tigress
@Addawanna
Husband: Whatever, sue me.
Me: For what? You have no money.
Husband: Right??
Me:
Husband:
Both of us:
Me: For what? You have no money.
Husband: Right??
Me:
Husband:
Both of us:
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Biting🐯Tigress
@Addawanna
Not all heroes wear capes! pic.twitter.com/4kF4ij5TW4
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Biting🐯Tigress
@Addawanna
@1fragmentedmind Live every day as if it was the last you never know when your time is up. Life is precious
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Bipolar Vortex
@Addawanna
There’s a spider in your bra.
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Biting🐯Tigress
@Addawanna
My haircut lady asked if I'd like a free hair wash and I said yes and she said "Great, I'll try out my new thickening shampoo".
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❤️Silent Lucidi T❤️
@Addawanna
Dear Santa,
I won't lie,
I've been very bad this year,
I only ask for one thing
That my bottom
Become as red
As your suit.
Love,
T
I won't lie,
I've been very bad this year,
I only ask for one thing
That my bottom
Become as red
As your suit.
Love,
T
🛸👾Singulari T👾🛸
@Addawanna
*takes male enhancement pill* it’s not working. they’re not enhancing at all
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👅hilari t👅
@Addawanna
I want to thank you for the sex I imagined we had last night, it was mind blowing.
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🍭 sweet t 🍭
@Addawanna
My wife calls me a dumbass,
And she calls me an ass,
And she calls me dumb,
And she calls me a smartass,
But she never calls me smart.
And she calls me an ass,
And she calls me dumb,
And she calls me a smartass,
But she never calls me smart.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
