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Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
Not enough guys auditioned for all the guy parts in the musical...but my audition was so bad I still didn't get a part
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Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
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Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
Don'tClaimToBeFeelingBlueUnlessYourWavelengthIs475Nanometers
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Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
Happy 20th birthday! Enjoy putting your days as rebellious teenagers, prolly giving Dave a hard time, behind you! β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
Kid: twinkle twin-
Cuomo: there ain't no twinkle fairy doing everything in your body. Everything is ProteinsoccerfishJon 5:8
Cuomo: there ain't no twinkle fairy doing everything in your body. Everything is ProteinsoccerfishJon 5:8
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Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
@cccjillianccc walking will improve his character
Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
@liliorfahli @AlexisCladk ravenclaws have got salvia and absinthe tho
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Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
@keirMreim @samgiusto voted red but I wanna stand up and say orange is a close second place
Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
Hope everyone in NYC is safe, very saddened by the repeated tragedies in my hometown #PrayForNYC
Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
@i_lucarelli mentions of ap bio make me so nostalgic
Alan Garber
@AlanGarber
@KDhinakaran currently 70 and sun in northwest Russia
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
