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Albert Yocius
@AlbertYocius
Girl: Babe come see me I miss you
Me: Can't someone broke my bike
Girl: I'm horny
Me: pic.twitter.com/CDUhKJ0A22
Me: Can't someone broke my bike
Girl: I'm horny
Me: pic.twitter.com/CDUhKJ0A22
Retweet of status by @KevinHeart2Real
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Albert Yocius
@AlbertYocius
I've been laying in the dark for two hours now trying to sleep, hoping maybe I'd fall asleep remotely early
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Albert Yocius
@AlbertYocius
Come home from the gym to find out my dog ate 8 raw chicken cutlets, boxed raw rice and one uncooked egg.................
Albert Yocius
@AlbertYocius
I have to pee................. But I don't wanna get up.
Albert Yocius
@AlbertYocius
@SchmedDaly hehe
Albert Yocius
@AlbertYocius
I'm sorry but didn't I say something about another ticket earlier today? http://t.co/dqRes0rdGg
Albert Yocius
@AlbertYocius
@thebecker22 @csganga if beck can get with her you definitely can ceeg
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AlbertYocius
@AlbertYocius
Grandma just looked at me and said "you're a good man, I think ill keep you" I think I found my valentine.
AlbertYocius
@AlbertYocius
Thank god that three hour public speaking class was only an hour
AlbertYocius
@AlbertYocius
@kmalt @krystynakrez yo, hmu babe
AlbertYocius
@AlbertYocius
@LyndsaySolomon I feel bad taking them noww!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
