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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
When you have a tweet but remember your boss follows you on Twitter. vine.co/v/5hVLaj5Um5A
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
Lmfaooooooo!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/J0ZnYOtSBB
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
About to dive into your girls DM like pic.twitter.com/7ZvkQBglsA
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
Seeing the prices of the books I have to buy hurts my pockets.
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
Lesson of the day: Never blindly trust google translate, even if it is for something stupidly simple
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
Invest $1,000,000,000 in me and my love for you will be internal.
-Venmo and PayPal accepted, so are direct deposits into my bank account
-Venmo and PayPal accepted, so are direct deposits into my bank account
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
Lol man... She would of had to get pipe after pic.twitter.com/2G5juD2YnX
Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
Need @AlbertoCortez_ to come back
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
Who is this? pic.twitter.com/5qAGplkdqd
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Alberto
@AlbertoCortez_
View from the 300ZX with a GoPro. Will be getting a day time shot Friday pic.twitter.com/X6C8lTvbR1
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
