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brown recluse๐
@Alemajandro
I TRY TO PASS ONE OFF AS MY OWN JOKE LITERALLY EVERYONE SUDDENLY KNEW WHAT VINE WAS?!?
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brown recluse๐
@Alemajandro
i think the word dictator is so funny because it has the words dick and tater in it. dictator and penispotato are synonymous to me.
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brown recluse๐
@Alemajandro
Human Rights are Women's Rights and Women's Rights are Human Rights!
brown recluse๐
@Alemajandro
TACO BELL GIRL NOTICED THAT I GOT A HAIRCUT AND SAID I LOOKED "handsome."
brown recluse๐
@Alemajandro
โProtesters rally to stop deportation of woman who has lived in the U.S. for 21 yearsโ
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brown recluse๐
@Alemajandro
i think it's fair to say that if America were a movie, these next four years are gonna make the blooper reel.
alejandro martinez
@Alemajandro
1. Agrees to debate
2. Demands charitable donations
3. Spins donations as his idea
4. Makes sure to hit MSM
5. Pulls out
#ChickenTrump
2. Demands charitable donations
3. Spins donations as his idea
4. Makes sure to hit MSM
5. Pulls out
#ChickenTrump
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alejandro martinez
@Alemajandro
It's so humid outside that it's pressing buttons on my phone jeisjdjjaksepqkh. wild
alejandro martinez
@Alemajandro
This filter is basic but makes me feel pretty lol pic.twitter.com/FDSrTPixcs
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alejandro martinez
@Alemajandro
Happy Halloween!
alex martinez
@Alemajandro
RETWEET THIS TO BRING ATTENTION TO THIS ISSUE!!! WE HAVE POWER YOU GUYS!!! PLS REGISTER pic.twitter.com/D5Q2jOozk8
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
