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Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
How am i supposed to function like a normal member of society while also watching the world go to shit on a daily basis
Retweet of status by @theeglamnaija
27 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How am i supposed to function like a normal member of society while also watching the world go to shit on a daily basis π
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Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
@elendraug have they considered my place is βwherever the fuck I decide it isβ?
14 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @elendraug have they considered my place is βwherever the fuck I decide it isβ? π
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Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
my new favorite curse is "may a bird shit directly into their open mouth."
please share your favorite petty, low-stakes curses
please share your favorite petty, low-stakes curses
Retweet of status by @itsginnydi
23 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my new favorite curse is "may a bird shit directly into their open mouth."
please share your favorite petty, low-stakes curses π
07 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me: I will do literally anything to sleep better
science: put away the screaming screen for a few minutes a day
me: no β€οΈ
Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
This is why you should close the toilet lid before you flush pic.twitter.com/I1r3GtgQIi
Retweet of status by @dw_scitech
04 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π This is why you should close the toilet lid before you flush π½ππ¦ π² https://t.co/I1r3GtgQIi
Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
Epi caused heart rate to drop to 50 and blood pressure to rocket to 179/98
It felt so weird and bad and WEIRD
It felt so weird and bad and WEIRD
13 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Epi caused heart rate to drop to 50 and blood pressure to rocket to 179/98π
It felt so weird and bad and WEIRD
Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
Slowly but surely we're getting there, tysm everyone!
Pls share my , we only have just over 2 hours to raise $382!
Pls share my , we only have just over 2 hours to raise $382!
Retweet of status by @StardustChasm
30 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Slowly but surely we're getting there, tysm everyone! π₯Ί
Pls share my π, we only have just over 2 hours to raise $382!
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Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
@CDCInjury Stop perpetuating the notion that patients are prescribed opioids for #ChronicPain
IT NO LONGER Hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
IT NO LONGER Hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @shelley_bean60
25 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @CDCInjury Stop perpetuating the notion that patients are prescribed opioids for #ChronicPain
IT π NO π LONGER π Hβ¦ https://t.co/SIBrES3YEb
Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
TERF dogwhistles
June is coming up so keep yourself safe both online and in person. Credits to outside sources atβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
June is coming up so keep yourself safe both online and in person. Credits to outside sources atβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @queercryptidRey
30 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π§΅TERF dogwhistles
June is coming up so keep yourself safe both online and in person. Credits to outside sources at⦠https://t.co/7lCm0am63H
Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
Starting my day and sending love and solidarity to you all
Retweet of status by @monaeltahawy
27 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Starting my day and sending love and solidarity to you all πβπ½β€οΈ
Alex B
@AlexDesignsIt
hope yβall remember those Molotov instructional shit they were putting on the news like two months ago
Retweet of status by @ForgetQuebec
02 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote hope yβall remember those Molotov instructional shit they were putting on the news like two months ago ππ»π₯
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ