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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
Jay-z on a Jetski wearing a helmet. Happy 4th everyone pic.twitter.com/IaT7YK62Cv
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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
@VivaLaShling some of them are very literal. Comes with the job.
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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
@carlikatzzz The average bowl has the same calories as a McDonald's Big Mac combo tho (also you are still really skinny)
Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
Can children shoot guns here? "Must be at least 6 years old" God, I love South Carolina. pic.twitter.com/aMvtiUbMBV
Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
When you're winning in monopoly pic.twitter.com/ip8hFtMHOF
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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
@AlexWaelde "Can I get 1 whiskey & coke and 1 bourbon & coke"
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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
We're monitoring the situation closely, Tori. We'll keep you posted. #TheBachelorette twitter.com/vtorimoore/staβ¦
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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
Sends YetiButt submission, quotes Bible in bio... pic.twitter.com/orXRfxRmcZ
Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
What redbone sounds like in Columbia, SC pic.twitter.com/bKJIIuOMqi
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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
I hate when parents don't teach their kids a little thing called respect
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Alex Waelde
@AlexWaelde
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
