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Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
SNEAK PEEK
Here's Mr Penguin (Adventurer and Penguin) and his sidekick Colin, INVESTIGATINGβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Here's Mr Penguin (Adventurer and Penguin) and his sidekick Colin, INVESTIGATINGβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
.@realDonaldTrump
also, Hundon't worry. The sun is coming back, babe. It hasn't been stolen by North Korea/CNN/Hilary's Emails etc xoxo
also, Hundon't worry. The sun is coming back, babe. It hasn't been stolen by North Korea/CNN/Hilary's Emails etc xoxo
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Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
GUYS I KNOW A LOT IS HAPPENING BUT A PORTLY MIDDLE AGED SAUSAGE DOG JUST ARRIVED BESIDE ME FOR A CUDDLE AT THE PARK
Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
IT'S HERE
My advance copy of #MrPenguinAndTheLostTreasure has arrived!
Preorderable now.
Publishinβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
My advance copy of #MrPenguinAndTheLostTreasure has arrived!
Preorderable now.
Publishinβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
Yet more progress on #AlexsBigPieceOfPaperPicture
Lady Driver (and cat)
#InternationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/oYGe3qVFpt
Lady Driver (and cat)
#InternationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/oYGe3qVFpt
Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
IS EVERYONE AT #YALC KEEPING THEIR EYES PEELED FOR SAMPLERS OF #GraveMatter BY OUR @junodawson ILLUSTRATED BY ME? I HOPE SO
Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
The best person is here. She's about 80, shades the size of dinner plates, enormous clip on earrings, handbag swinging, lucky heels.
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Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
Anyone at the @TheakstonsCrime festival today?
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR #MrPenguinAndTheLostTreasure SAMPLE CHAPTERS!
@HachetteKids
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR #MrPenguinAndTheLostTreasure SAMPLE CHAPTERS!
@HachetteKids
Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
In #Dunkirk, there is a woman sailing on a little boat&she's standing on the roof in court shoes and a pencil skirt. Hunny, she's living
Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
The woman on the Kellogg's ad who has her cereal with ROOM TEMP MILK needs to getagrip, or I will phone the police.
Alex T Smith
@Alex_T_Smith
I feel the main question no one is asking re: the #BBC is
WHY
HAVEN'T
THEY
RECOMMISSIONED
THE GREAT
BRITISH
SEWING
BEE?
WHY
HAVEN'T
THEY
RECOMMISSIONED
THE GREAT
BRITISH
SEWING
BEE?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
