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Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
I drunkenly submitted an assignment on Monday at 328am... The subject and heading for it was "asfjskjdisidkas" .. what the fuckkk
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Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
Ever get so confused in class that you start crying?? ......... Yea, me neither..
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Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
Professors expect us to be able to juggle all of our classes, perform well on tests and do the HW but can't grade a test within 2weeks
Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
Got a ride to Starbucks, life isn't so bad after all
Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
My dad gave me $160 for my bday and I literally spent all of it getting my friends and I into a strip club/on a 6pack #TwentyDumb
Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
why is this so funny to me pic.twitter.com/oGledXXfTD
Retweet of status by @chanelpuke
Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
Keep getting random texts....... Why do I feel like Brian put "for a good time call (insert my number here)" on a bunch of menus again..?
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Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
Like Chris Brown once said, "don't be acting like I need you"
Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
@FislerNews or maybe you should quit your lame adult job and come work at kennett with me
Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
Happy birthday to the lamest chick I know.. Come home so we can celebrate with tons of chinese and brass monkeys pic.twitter.com/GTSNHaceOt
Alicia Uebler
@AliciaUebler
Thought I wanted a puppy until I witnessed one shit out a full object...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
