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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
Happy that @AlisonTurk got me out of the house to take me out for lunch
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
The cutest little punch pic.twitter.com/FNCUuG869l
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
Anyone else have FROZEN playing on repeat because their 5 year old has learned how to ask βalexaβ to play music?
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
iwannacuddleuntilallmysadnessisgone
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
Waitress: and how would you like your eggs, hard boiled or scrambled?
Girlfriend looking at me: fertilized
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Girlfriend looking at me: fertilized
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
2018 is almost over & all I have to say is
WHAT A FUCKING YEAR.
WHAT A FUCKING YEAR.
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
Is this true? pic.twitter.com/2wqleUEMEx
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@AlisonTurk
A massage a day keeps the doctor away β pic.twitter.com/QT76KAxw8P
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
WHY IS THIS ME pic.twitter.com/kNhs6X9MZD
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
This family threw a quinceaΓ±era for their cat who just turned 15 pic.twitter.com/sKrQVf1z7R
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Alison.
@AlisonTurk
why is this so funny to me pic.twitter.com/9mI9sltT5w
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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